There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill’s wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.

But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, “What’s the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now.”

Bill said, “Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole.”

“My God, honey!” said the wife, rushing to comfort him. “That must’ve been terrible!”

“It was,” he said. “All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again…”

Funny Jokes:

1. Golfing Buddies
2. A difficult golf game
3. A Tough Golf Game
4. Charlie’s Hole In One
5. Charlie’s Hole In One
6. Golf “is” a Drag!
7. Harry’s Heart Attack
8. Terrible Game
9. I’ll dissapeare Without Fuckin Trace
10. Amazing golf ball
11. A GOLF STORY
12. A GOLF STORY
13. Sid and Barney play golf
14. The game of golf!
15. A husband and wife were out playing golf…

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