A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.

“OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.

“Good,” said the first bat angrily, “because I didn’t!”

Funny Jokes:

1. Vampire Bat
2. Bloodied Vampire
3. Bloody Sabbath
4. Bloody Bat
5. Fresh Blood
6. The story of the bats
7. The story of the bats
8. An Atheist
9. Cross The River
10. Closing sermon words
11. How to get across the river
12. How to get across the river
13. How do I get across that river?
14. 2 Indians and a Hillbilly
15. Three Blond Guys

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