A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says “get in, get in!” The religous man replies, ” no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle.”

Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause “God will grant him a miracle.”

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down.” St. Peter chuckles and responds, “I don’t know what you’re complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Trapped On A Rock
2. The Most Stupid Man On Earth
3. getting into heaven
4. Boat troubles
5. Boat troubles
6. Boat troubles
7. 4 Nuns
8. Entering into Heaven
9. A Whore Biker and Pope Joke
10. 3 nuns
11. The Rescuers
12. A forester and lawyer
13. Three Vampires
14. Bill Gates In Purgatory
15. Three vampires go to a bar

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