First Offence
Two stoners get busted, so in court the judge says, “Since it’s your first offences all you have to do is get as many kids off drugs as you can in 24 hours.” So they go and the next day the first stoner comes back and the judge asks him how many kids he got off drugs, and the stoner says “24″ well the judge asks “that’s pretty impressive…how’d you do that?” and the stoner says “well…I said O this is your brain, o this is your brain on drugs.” The judge tells him he’s free to go. So the 2nd stoner walks in and the judge asks how many kids he got off drugs, and the stoner says “233″ the judge is just fuckin amazed and wants to know how in the FUCK he got that many kids off drugs…and the stoner says” Well, I said o this is your asshole, O this is your asshole in prison.”