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		<title>The Interview</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job. He asks her, &#8220;If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?&#8221; She replies, &#8220;The living one!&#8221; Related posts:A Blonde Job Interview Blonde NASA Engineer How To Lose Weight


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		<title>No Soap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub somewhere in Idaho. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is [...]


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		<title>The Bottle Brunette</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young brunette goes into the doctor&#8217;s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. &#8220;Impossible,&#8221; says the doctor. &#8220;Show me.&#8221; She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor [...]


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		<title>Nice Try&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A police officer pulls over this guy who&#8217;s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy&#8217;s window and says, &#8220;Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.&#8221; The man says, &#8220;Sorry, officer, I can&#8217;t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I&#8217;ll have a [...]


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		<title>A Contractor and His Team</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, &#8220;I think I would like this room in a cream color.&#8221; [...]


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