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		<title>Nutrition &amp; Exercise: The Facts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: I&#8217;ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that&#8217;s it&#8230;don&#8217;t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that&#8217;s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving [...]


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		<title>Understanding Rednecks 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Back door to cafeteria.
Barium&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section&#8230;&#8230;.A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Searching for the cat.
Cauterize&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Made eye contact with her.
Colic&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;A sheep dog.
Coma&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;A punctuation mark.
D&#038;C&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Where Washington is.
Dilate&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.To live longer than your kids do.
Enema&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Not a friend.
Fester&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Quicker than someone else.
Fibula&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;A small lie.
G.I.Series&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..What you hang your coat [...]


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		<title>Blonde Builders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two blondes were building a house. one saw that the other was going into her pouch and throwing every other nail out. She thought that this was weird and decided to look into.
&#8220;Why do you keep throwing every other nail away?&#8221;
&#8220;Well, when i pull one out of my pouch, and it is facing towards the [...]


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		<title>The Monkey</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer.
The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says &#8220;Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!&#8221; [...]


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		<title>Old Rooster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says
&#8220;OK, old fellow, time to retire.&#8221;
The old rooster says, &#8220;You can&#8217;t [...]


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