A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?”

St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”

Funny Jokes:

1. Excess billing hours
2. Elderly lawyer
3. Eight hours
4. Love in heaven
5. 24 Hours to Live.
6. ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES
7. One Liners
8. Some last minute requests
9. What’s your wife’s name?
10. Help – song
11. 24 hours
12. Demise of a partner
13. Dealing with a lawyer
14. The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
15. Observations

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