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Drunk while stealing

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

February 1, 1993

James Macdonals and William Shoesmith, both 26, were sentenced to five years in prison for bank robbery. According to his lawyer, Macdonald hated his robbery work and had to drink before each job.

For what was to be the pair’s last job, he got fall-down drunk and had to be carried by Shoesmith into the bank to pull off the heist. The two were soon captured.

Funny Jokes:

  1. Bank robber stealing
  2. Stealing six barrels
  3. Robbing a locked bank
  4. Stealing the camera
  5. Wrong place wrong time
  6. Earthquake at a bank
  7. Set up hidden cameras
  8. Buying from a store
  9. Educational priority
  10. Ordering fast food
  11. Working cards at ATMs
  12. Steal from lawyers
  13. Go home and wait
  14. Prove your love …
  15. Prove your love …

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