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Driving with Penguins

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo.”

The man replies “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”

Funny Jokes:

  1. CRUISING WITH THE PENGUINS
  2. Drunk Driving Test
  3. driving license
  4. driving license
  5. Safe Driving Award
  6. Special License
  7. Crafty
  8. Obey the speed limit
  9. Party Time
  10. Decoy
  11. Decoy
  12. Touring Washington
  13. Touring Washington
  14. A Blonde Visit to D.C.
  15. penguins

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