One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!”

Funny Jokes:

1. Drinking partners
2. 3 Europeans
3. 3 of a pint
4. Flies In The Beer
5. Lost in the dessert
6. in da desert
7. Irish wife
8. 3 wishes
9. Three Stupid Wives
10. Up Before a Judge
11. DONT TASTE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. spit on my beer
14. Drinking Contest
15. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

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