A couple were sleeping one night , when the woman woke suddenly. She turned to her boyfriend and said , “I just had the best dream!” The man said ,” about what?” The woman said,” well, they were having a penis auction, large penis’ were going for $150 , medium penis’ were going for $50 and small penis’ were going for $25.” The man asked .” what was mine going for?” she said,” $10. A bit pissed the man went back to sleep. The next night the couple were sleeping when the man woke suddenly and said, ” I just had the best dream!” The woman said , ” about what?” then he said, ” well, they were having a pussy auction and the tightest pussies were going for $150, the loose pussies were going for $50, and the loosest pussies were going for $25.” The woman asked ,” well what was mine going for?” And the man smiled and said,” where do you think the auction was held?”
Funny Jokes:
- standing in it
- standing in it
- The Windshield.
- night night
- The Auction
- Newlywed joke
- A lesson in church
- Small organ
- Dog named Titswiggle
- Jamacian Penis
- Tight Pants
- loose
- Dog Property Laws
- live the dream
- Strong Enough For A Man
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