Telltale signs of a downturn in the Stockmarket…
=> NASDAQ seen in waterfront dive getting gooned on port shooters. => You’ve just called your investment house and the first thing they tell you is the soup of the day. => U.S. dollar and foil covered chocolate pirate doubloons currently on par. => Dow Jones now stripping in gay bar under the name Wow Jones. => Next parade down wall street, CEOs still fling tickertape from windows, only now don’t bother taking it out of their pockets. => Alan Greenspan has personally adopted a pesos-only policy.
sahil
29 Feb, 2008