Three men are driving in the middle of nowhere.There car breaks down, and only one house is to be seen.They go in and the man inside says”you may stay as long as you want, as long as you don’t fuck my daughter.”the three men say ok, so they get ready for bed.In the middle of the night, the man who owns the house,put a razor blade in his daughters pussy. The next morning, the man who owns the house asks stranger #1 to pull his pants down.The stranger says”why”,and the man says now! and the strangers dick fell off. He asks stranger # 2 the same thing and his dick fell off.Finally, he asks stranger # 3 the same thing but his dick stays on.So, the man says “congratulations you didnt fuck my daughter, now you may fuck her whenever you want.The stranger says “Thank You” and his tongue fell off.

Funny Jokes:

1. laser
2. Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
3. fuck and shit
4. The Odd couple
5. fuckfuck fuck
6. quik sand
7. I dont fuckin know
8. My daughter\’s a good girl!
9. The billionaires daughter
10. My daughter is your reward
11. My daughter is your reward
12. Scabby!
13. 3 men in a bar!
14. THERE WAS A GUY AND HE HAD ONE WISH TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BUD ALL DIFFERENT KINDS. WELL ONE DAY A GENIE CAME ALONG AND SAID YOU HAVE ONE WISH AND HE SAID ONLY 1 I THOUGHT A GENIE GIVES YOU 3 WISHES THE GENIE SAID WELL I AM IN A FUCKING HURRY SO YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH SO MAKE IT GOOD THE GUY SAID I WISH I HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUD. THE GENIE SAID WISH GRANTED!!! THE GUY GOT WHAT HE WISHED FOR. BUT THEN HE SAID TO THE GENIE YOU GOT A LIGHTER OR A PACK OF MATCGES I ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH LEFT IN MY PACK!!1 THE GENIE SAID NO. HE SAID WELL I WILL RETURN IN JUST ONE MINITE THE GENIE SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE INTIL ALL THIS WEED IS SMOKED UP AND HE SAID HOW I ONLY HAVE ONE LIGHT AND WHAT IF IT GOES OUT ? THE GENIE SAID I GUESS YOU CAN EAT HES LIKE FUCK MAN WHERES A LIGHTER WHEN I NEED ONE HAHAHAHAHA
15. Armenian fucks italians

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