A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.

The woman on the other end of the phone said, “My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can’t get them apart.”

The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them.
She said “Yes, but it didn’t work.”

He said, “Did you try hitting them with a broom.”
She said, “Yes, but that didn’t work either.”

He then said, “Well Ma’am here’s what you do. Hang up. I’ll call you back. When the phone rings, they will separate.”

She said, “Do you really think that will work?”
He said, “Well it just did for me!”

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