Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.
Judge: What were you doing?
1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.
Judge: And what were you doing?
2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.”
Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?
3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
Funny Jokes:
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- blowin bubbels
- These chickens want books
- not the point
- Peanuts in an alley
- Who was drinking more?
- Penuts! Popcorn!
- Don’twithJudge
- Judge’s query
- Quick thinkin
- Judge has some fun
- two peanuts
- Two beautiful statues…..
- Bad Place to Pee
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