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Oct/05

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depraved

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

Funny Jokes:

  1. appointments
  2. You’re gonna croak!
  3. Turn My Pages!!
  4. The Family Dentist
  5. The Washing Machine
  6. Pulling Teeth
  7. 24 hours
  8. A System of Taps
  9. FARM HOUSE
  10. Washing Machine
  11. Just reading
  12. gunna go?
  13. An engineer and a programmer
  14. I have “great” news for you
  15. Pregnant Maid

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