Archive for July 2009
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, she was incredibly ticked now. The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager said, “That’s not good.” and promised he wouldn’t say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, “Hey lady.” She paused and said, “Yes?” and the bird said, “You know.”
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A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. “What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV,” began the man. “She put the hot iron near the telephone, and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.”
The doctor nodded. “But what happened to the other ear?”
“Well, no sooner had I hung up,” said the blond man, “when the same guy called back again.”
