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June 2009

Weed For Everyone

Weed For Everyone

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McGregors Nickname

Two Scottish guys are sitting at the bar, one goes, “Hey McGregor! How’d you get yer nickname!” MecGregors replies, “Let me tell ya somethin! I built ma own house with ma bare hands! but do they call me McGregor the carpenter? No! I dug ma own well with ma bare hands! i dug it, and set the stone myself, but do they call me Mcgregor the well digger? No! I built ma own fence with ma bare hands! but do they call me McGregor the fence builder? No!…but ya fuck one goat…”

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Layaway A Bride Today!

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