October 2008
Why hasn’t Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized?
Because there is just no end to that prick!
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine’s?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.