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Oct/08

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Osama’s Covered Wagon

Why hasn’t Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized?

Because there is just no end to that prick!

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Oct/08

31

Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine’s?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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Oct/08

31

Leper Stew

How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

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