Two nuns from France were coming to New York. While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, “Over here in America, they have strange customs.” “Really? Like what?” says the other. “Over here, they eat dogs.” Astounded, the other gasps, “DOGS! No way! Really?” “Yeah, they sure do.” “Well, I guess [...]

A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. “That will be one ruble,” says the bartender. “One ruble!” the customer protests, “last week it was only fifty kopeks!” “Well,” replies the bartender, “it’s fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika.” Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and [...]

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ”I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying,”I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put [...]