A Priest And A Bus Driver
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the
same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets
them.
He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go
out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills
with a [...]

During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with
my neighbor about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me
why I was such a dedicated Republican.
I told him that my Father and Grandfather were Republicans
before me and that I was carrying on the family tradition.
“That’s it ?” said my exasperated neighbor. “What if your
Father [...]

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the
night.
“Please, you have to come right over,” pleaded the distraught mother.
“My child has swallowed a contraceptive.”
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,
the phone rang again.
“You don’t have to come over after all,” the woman said with [...]