Q. Why didn’t JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the
Vineyard?
A. He said he’d wash up on shore!
Q. What’s the Kennedy’s flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!
Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha’s Vineyard?
A. The runway.
Q. What will [...]

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I
know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone,
and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK,
Bubba how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
[...]

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door
saying “NERDS NOT ALLOWED–ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and
sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy,
asks him what he does [...]