A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On
their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel
and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I
am still a virgin.”
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at
least one of her husbands [...]

Microsoft Joke 2
There was an engineer, manager, and a Microsoft programmer driving down a
steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out
of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it
against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all
got out, shaken by their [...]

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a
sits down to drinking it. She looks on the side
of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She
pull off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON
a motor home; I WON a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and says, “That’s
impossible. The biggest [...]