Archive for July 10th, 2008

Flintstone and Sadam

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

How are Fred Flintstone and Sadam Hussein alike?
Whenever they look out the window all they see is rubble.

Baseball Player and a Lawyer

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

What is the difference between baseball player and a lawyer?
If a baseball player is caught stealing, he’s out!

Programmer and the Frog

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into [...]