What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!

A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you packup my things so that they will be ready when I get home?” “Sure, honey,” hiswife answers.”Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?” [...]

WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:”Write in C.”As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whispers””Write in C.”Write in C, write in C,Write in C, write in C.LISP is dead [...]