Archive for July 2nd, 2008

Letter from Daughter to Parents

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remissin writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not havingwritten before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on,please sit down. YOU ARE [...]

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.

Airplanes running operating systems

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg room for pushing.Macintosh: All the [...]