June 2008
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there itwas, on the back of a kitchen chair
Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all the others. Options would be available for ‘equalization’ of color combinations on the tree.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang – but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.”"Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.”But. what happened to your other ear?”"The son of a bitch called back.”