Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?”

The other guy says, “Wow! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”

sahilRedneck Jokes31 Dec, 2007No Comments

There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist, and a rabbi.

They are all fishing out in the lake when all of a sudden the Baptist has to go to the bathroom. So he gets up and walks across the water, does his business, and comes back.

Then all of a sudden the rabbi has to go, so he gets up and walks across the water, does his business, and comes back.

Then the Catholic has to go, but when he gets out he falls into the water, so he swims back, gets back into the boat, looks up, and says, ”God, let me walk across the water.” Then he tries again and falls into the water, so he swims back, tries again and he falls again.

The Baptist leans over to the rabbi and says, ”Do you think we should tell him where the stepping stones are?”

sahilSports Jokes31 Dec, 2007No Comments

What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?

Is that for here or to go?

sahilBlonde Jokes31 Dec, 2007No Comments

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in.

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk and then he too took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”

The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles.”

sahilBar Jokes31 Dec, 2007No Comments

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one “ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them.

And the other rabbit says, “were going to run for it you idiot I’m your brother.

sahilAnimal Jokes31 Dec, 2007No Comments

You might be a redneck if your jack-o-latern has more teeth than your wife.

sahilRedneck Jokes30 Dec, 2007No Comments

A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.

“Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?”

“The Red Sox.”

“Why’s that?”

“Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.”

“That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?”

“No, that would make me a Yankees fan!”

sahilSports Jokes30 Dec, 2007No Comments

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

sahilBlonde Jokes30 Dec, 2007No Comments

A man was well inebriated, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home.

Of course, he couldn’t exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit.

Two policemen pulled him over and demanded a sobriety test.

They asked him to walk a straight line, and he failed.

They began to take him with them, but suddenly they received a call on their walkie-talkies, asking them to go to another part of town.
They asked the man to be patient while they called someone else to cover for them.

But the man grew tired of waiting and, after a few minutes, drove home.
He got in bed and said to his wife, who had been waiting for him, “If any policemen come looking for me, tell them I’m not home yet.”
The wife agreed, somewhat confused and a little embarrassed.

No sooner than her husband fell asleep did she hear a knock at the door.
Sure enough, it was the two policemen.

They asked about her husband, and she replied that he wasn’t home.

Then they asked to check her garage.

Puzzled, she agreed.

She opened up the garage for them–and there sat the policemen’s squad car, lights still flashing.

sahilBar Jokes30 Dec, 2007No Comments

Yo’ mama so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon!

sahilAnimal Jokes30 Dec, 2007No Comments