What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
ELEPHINO!!!
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14 Oct, 2005
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talk to the booty because the hands are off duty
Oct
14
i know this one girl who’s forehead was so big, that when she dreamed it was like a friggin drive in movie.
Oct
14
Q: How come G-Unit couldn’t get on the bus?
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A: cause they didn’t have 50 cent
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14
what is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup
anybody can mash potatoes
Oct
14
Two little boy the older 8 the younger one is 5 are up stairs and the older boy goes i think were old enough to swere the older boy said you say ass and ill say hell so they go down stairs the mom asked what do you wont for breckfast the older boy said hell mom pore me some cheerio’s so the mom beats his ass and sends him to bed and the mom ask the little boy what do you wont for breckfast so he said you beet your ass it not going to be cheerio’s
Oct
14
how do make a tissue dance? you put a little boogey in it.
Oct
14
Why can’t you hear rabbits having sex?
Because they have cotton balls!
Oct
14
this joke is funnier if read aloud*
A mushroom walks into a bar, everyone stops what their doing, turns and stares at him. He says, “What? I’m a fun guy!”
*when read aloud “fun guy” represents “fungi”
Oct
14
There are 10 birds on a roof. A man shoots 3 of them off. How many are left after he shoots 3 off?
None.. because they all flew away!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH
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