* I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

* I will stop sending email to my roommate.

* I resolve to work with neglected children…my own.

* I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.

* When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

* I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear…I’m coming. Never mind.

* No more downloads from alt.binaries.

* I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily…well, once a week…monthly, perhaps…

* I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.

* I won’t try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.

* When I hear, “Where do you want to go today?” I won’t reply “MS Tech Support.”

Funny Jokes:

1. New Year’s Resolutions
2. New Year’s Resolutions
3. Time to turn off the computer when…
4. Cats New Year Resolutions
5. Computer used too long
6. Too Much Computer
7. New Years Resolutions
8. a whole year of sex
9. COMPUTER PROVERBS
10. door bell
11. door bell
12. Military Computer
13. Military Computer
14. Military Computer
15. Mouse that took viagra

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