man: hey there haven’t i seem u some place before
woman:yeh thats why i dont go anymore

man: say, haven’t we met before?
woman: yes, i’m head nurse @ the VD clinic

man: i can tell u want me
woman:you’re dead right ….. I want u 2 fuck off and leave me alone

wife: do u think i’ll lose my looks as i get oldre
husband: good god i hope so

man: do u find me entertaining?
woman: i reckon ur 2 dim 2 entertain thought

girl 1: you know i’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times
girl 2: yeh but male family members dont count

Funny Jokes:

1. Ten Husbands, Still A Virgin
2. On Marriage
3. You’re a Statue
4. Hairy Trick
5. sex pill
6. Bang Bang
7. A man will . . . A women will . .
8. Married 4 times and stilla virgin!!?
9. AL GORE I am!
10. How Many Kids?
11. MARRIED TO A LAWYER
12. The name of your wife
13. What’s your wife’s name?
14. What’s your wife’s name?
15. Marriage quotes 02

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