The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
“WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:
“I had a terrible time with Iran, so I’ve come for some courage.”
“No problem” says the Wizard, “WHO IS NEXT?”
Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain.”
“Done” says the Wizard.
“Who comes next before the Great Wizard?”
Up steps George Bush sadly, “I’m told by the American people that I
need a heart.”
“I’ve heard it’s true” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.”
Then there is a great silence.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn’t say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY!?”
And Willie replies – “Is Dorothy around?”
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- Asking the Wizard of Oz
- Asking the Wizard of Oz
- Scary collection 48
- Scary collection 47
- A collection of insults!
- Scary collection 66
- Statue Fantasy
- The Wizard of Oz
- Scary collection 49
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- Earthquake at a bank
- Candidate Clinton vs. President Clinton
- goalkeeper joke
- Scary collection 60
- Magic slide
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