once a chinese man travelled to the U.S. he didn’t know any English, so he began travelling around to learn some.
First, he came to an opera house. he went insideand heard a woman singing “memememe!”.
then he came to a restaurant. there, he saw a waitor setting out utensils, saying “Forks and knives” , “Forks and knives”.
Finally, he came to a candy store, there a young child was crying for candy, saying, “Goody Goody Gumdrops”, “Goody Goody Gumdrops”,
The man went out into the street a crowd had gathered. When he went to see what had happened, he saw a woman lying dead in the street. “Who did this?” a policeman demanded.
“Me me me me me!” the Chinese man said.
“How did you do this?” the policeman asked him.
“Forks and knives, forks and knives,” the Chinese man replied.
“You’re going to jail,” the cop said.
“Goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!”
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11 Oct, 2005