Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
This looks like a good spot for a nap.
Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering?
If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let THEM know who’s boss!
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- ten copy cats
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- How Dogs Compare to Man
- Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House
- Tuns of Puns! Part II
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- A cat’s dictionary
- 7-Course Meal
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