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05 July, 2008
windows

you were so ugly when you were young that even your incubator had tinted windows

You so Ugly…..

You so ugly , Ya give Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

Afterbirth

Your so ugly that when you were born the doctors threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth.

peddles

you so ugly i wudnt ride u if u had peddles

halloween

ya mama so ’UGLY’ she went out on january 1st, people say is it halloween??

send me some good comments!!!

Toilet ugly

You so ugly, when you passe by a bathroom, the toilet flushes.

The Drop Off

Your so ugly , when your mom dropped you off at school she got arrested for litering

you so urgly

You so urgly that you make blind kids cry.

U*G*L*Y*

your so ugly when u were born your daddy looked at your momma and said thats the last time we but fuck

you so fat

u so fat then when u asked yo mama for milk she pointed twored the milky way