Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.
sahil
5 Aug, 2007
Aug
5
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The bully says: ’’Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.’’’’No, it’s not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outrageous and fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left home and came to this bar. And to top it all off you show up and drink my poison…’’
Oct
8
yo mamas so fat u could surf on da piles on her stomach
yo mamas so fat dat every time she walks theres an earthquake
Oct
8
ya mammas so fat when she swims in the sea people on ships shout
ice berg!!!
Oct
8
your momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter
your mommas so poor she caught a racoon and said dinner for two
your mommas so fat when she rolled over god said who turned off the lights
your mommas so fat when she went to japan people scream godzilla
your momma so fat when she stand still she is the ozone layer
your mommas so fat shen she walks people thinks theres a solar eclipse
when your momma bumped into a rainbow the skittles ran out (can you taste the rainbow)
Oct
8
your momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter
your mommas so poor she caught a racoon and said dinner for two
your mommas so fat when she rolled over god said who turned off the lights
your mommas so fat when she went to japan people scream godzilla
your momma so fat when she stand still she is the ozone layer
your mommas so fat shen she walks people thinks theres a solar eclipse
when your momma bumped into a rainbow the skittles ran out (can you taste the rainbow)
Oct
8
your moms so fat that when you had a birthday party ur friends mistakened her for a jumping castle
Oct
8
ur mom’s armpits r so hairy the it looks like she has carrot top in a head lock
Oct
8
YA MOMMA SO POOR WHEN SHE WENT SHOPPING TO THE MALL THEY LADY SAID IT WIL BE 14 DOLLARS SHE PULLED OUT A FOOD STAMP CARD ..
Oct
8
Yo mama walks in to the doctors office the doctors asks yo mama whats
wrong and she says my stomach hurts and the doctor replies ” so which
one should I take a look at”
Oct
8