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		<title>Ponderings collection 44</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you&#8217;ll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A fool and his money are soon partying. Drugs may lead to [...]


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		<title>Ponderings collection 43</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Support bacteria &#8211; they&#8217;re the only culture some people have. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is [...]


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		<title>Ponderings collection 42</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If cats and dogs didn&#8217;t have fur would we still pet them? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they [...]


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		<title>Ponderings collection 41</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How can there be self-help &#8220;groups&#8221;? How do you get off a non-stop flight? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How many weeks are there in a light year? If a jogger runs at [...]


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		<title>Ponderings collection 40</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it that when you&#8217;re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? Daylight savings time &#8211; why [...]


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