Stupid Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes
Oneday, young Martinez came home to his mom and said, “Mom, Im the smartest kid in my whole elementary school! Is it because Im a Red Sox?”
So his mom said, “No honey, its because you are 30 years old!”
Q. do you know how old is bruce forsyth A.63 NO HIGHER 80 NO LOWER 70 NO HIGHER
a third-teacher say’s,”class ,today i would like one of you to use the word ’definitly’ in a sentence.”
a little girl raises her hand and say’s,”the ske is definitly blue”
“not exactly”the teacher anwsers. “sometimes the sky is gray, and at night ,it’s black. can any one else use the word ’definitly’in a sentence?”
another student raises his hand and say’s “leaves are definitly green”
“close,” the teacher say’s” but in fall they turn brown. anyone else?”
a kid in the back row raises his hand and asks, “are farts lumpy?”
“no,” the teacher replies.
the kids responds, “then i definitlyjust shit in my pants”