Oneday, young Martinez came home to his mom and said, “Mom, Im the smartest kid in my whole elementary school! Is it because Im a Red Sox?”
So his mom said, “No honey, its because you are 30 years old!”
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11 Oct, 2005
Oct
11
Q. do you know how old is bruce forsyth A.63 NO HIGHER 80 NO LOWER 70 NO HIGHER
Oct
6
a third-teacher say’s,”class ,today i would like one of you to use the word ’definitly’ in a sentence.”
a little girl raises her hand and say’s,”the ske is definitly blue”
“not exactly”the teacher anwsers. “sometimes the sky is gray, and at night ,it’s black. can any one else use the word ’definitly’in a sentence?”
another student raises his hand and say’s “leaves are definitly green”
“close,” the teacher say’s” but in fall they turn brown. anyone else?”
a kid in the back row raises his hand and asks, “are farts lumpy?”
“no,” the teacher replies.
the kids responds, “then i definitlyjust shit in my pants”
Oct
6
why did the cow cross the road?
to get to the UTTER side!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Oct
6
ya mom so stupid when they said order in the court she said a large fry and a small pepsi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct
6
man yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Oct
6
Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Oct
6
you so ugly bird shit stopped in the air so it wouldn’t touch your face.
Oct
6
i i got this out of one of those pads - joke a day type nonsense. anyway
Q) whats red and invisible?
… …………………………………………..(wait for it. This is tremendous)
A) no tomatoes
wtf can any1 work out the joke
Oct
6
Their is a plane. It crashes right on the border of the unites states and Canada. Where do they berry the survivers
Oct
6