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		<title>The Dirty Grandma Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. 
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. &#8220;Bet cha&#8217; can&#8217;t guess how old I am today&#8221;, the boy said. 
The father has no clue and finally gives up. &#8220;I&#8217;m eleven!&#8221; [...]


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		<title>Eating Pizza</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side o the road. 
He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him what he is doing? He asks her if she wants to have sex? She says &#8220;I can&#8217;t I&#8217;m on my period.&#8221; 
He [...]


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		<title>Lazy Frog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). 
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody&#8217;s [...]


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		<title>I&#8217;ve got it worse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking. 
The tomato says &#8220;I&#8217;ve got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich&#8221;. 
The piece of gum says &#8220;No, mine&#8217;s worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on&#8221;. 
The penis says &#8220;No, by far I&#8217;ve gor the [...]


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		<title>Rubber Ducky</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday. 
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing [...]


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