There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. “Bet cha’ can’t guess how old I am today”, the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. “I’m eleven!” the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, “Bet cha’ can’t guess how old I am today”.

“Let me give it a guess”, grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, “You’re eleven years old”.

“How did you know?” the boy asked.

Grandma replied, “I heard you tell your father”.

sahilSick Jokes18 Jul, 2007No Comments

A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side o the road.

He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him what he is doing? He asks her if she wants to have sex? She says “I can’t I’m on my period.”

He says “That doesn’t matter.”

So they get in the back of the cab and he is eating her out.

A police officer drives by and sees the truck rocking.

So he gets out and knocks on the door of the truck.

The truck driver opens the door and asks if he can help the officer.

The officer asks him what he is doing? He says liking his fingers “Eating Pizza!”

adminSick Jokes11 Apr, 2007No Comments

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, “I’ll take one.” The man packaged the frog and said, “Just follow the instructions carefully.”

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, “If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.” So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, “I had some complaints earlier today. I’ll be right over.” Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.”

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: “Listen to me! I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time!”

adminSick Jokes11 Apr, 2007No Comments

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says “I’ve got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich”.

The piece of gum says “No, mine’s worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on”.

The penis says “No, by far I’ve gor the worst life… I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I’m shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups ’till I throw up!”

adminSick Jokes11 Apr, 2007No Comments

One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday.

So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said “I’m going to take a shower and the little girl said “Oh, can I take a shower with you?” and the babysiter said ” Uh, O.K. Just don’t look down.”

When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said “What’s that?”

The guy said “Um, it’s a ruber ducky” and the girl says “O.K.”

Then the babysiter said “I’m tired I’m going to go to sleep.” and the girl says “Can I go to sleep with you?” and the guy says “Um, O.K. Just don’t look under the covers.”

So when they’re in the bed there’s a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys dick and says “Can I play with your rubber ducky because I’m scared” and the guy says ” Uh, O.K.” and he falls asleep.

The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl “What Happened” and the little girl says”The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it’s head off.”

adminSick Jokes11 Apr, 2007No Comments

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, “Mummy, what are they doing?” The mother hesitates then quickly replies, “Ummm they are making cakes.”

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, “Making cakes.”

The next day the girl says to her mother, “Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?” Shocked, the mother asks, “How do you know?”

She says, “Because I licked the icing off the sofa.”

adminSick Jokes11 Apr, 2007No Comments

Daddy daddy, whats a pussy?

Come here son ( says the Dad ) takes his son upstairs and opens the bathroom door.

His grandma is naked in the shower.

See that son - thats a pussy says the Dad

Son - It must be dead then coz all it’s guts are hanging out!

adminSick Jokes8 Oct, 2005No Comments

Stop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.

Their bellybutton between their tits!

adminSick Jokes8 Oct, 2005No Comments

What have fannies and kebabs got in common? You only eat one when your pissed

adminSick Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes8 Oct, 2005No Comments

YO MOMMA SO POOR , THE ETHIOPIAN KIDS SEND HER 12 CENTS A DAY …..

adminSick Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes8 Oct, 2005No Comments