A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, “You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar.”

So the cucumber says, “Yeah, you think that’s bad … whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad.”

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, “You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!”

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Freddy and Wilam r laying in bad with Pebbles and Pebbles looks down and sees Freddy’s penis and says “Wuts that daddy” and Freddy says
“Thats my rock” and then Pebbles thinks for a little while and then looks down again and sees Wilma’s vagina and says “mommy whats that?” and Wilma says “Thats my rock grinder”

Pebbles thinks for a while and then says “Oooo i get i, so daddy puts his rock in momma’s rock grinder and out comes Pebble

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Good: You’re pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

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Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He’s a lawyer.

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Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.

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Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

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Good: You give “the birds and the bees” talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

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Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

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