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		<title>Chemist&#8217;s fast prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chemist&#8217;s fast prayer:
Dear Lord, if I mix sodium
with concentrated HNO3,
and add to it Plutonium,
would you take care of me?


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		<title>The chemist&#8217;s recipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE CHEMIST&#8217;S RECIPIE FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
The following recipie for chocolate chip cookies recently appeared in Chemical &#038; Engineering News (C&#038;EN, Jun 19, 1995, p. 100). It was attributed to Jeannene Ackerman of Witco Corp.
Ingredients: 1. 532.35 cm3 gluten 2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride [...]


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		<title>Geology word plays</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several short geology plays on words
Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccia! or My sediments exactly! 
And if you are not pleased with the person&#8217;s statement, you may resort to the [...]


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		<title>Biologist experiment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says &#8220;Jump frog, jump!&#8221;. The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: &#8216;Frog with 4 legs &#8211; jumps 2 feet&#8217;.
Next he chops off [...]


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		<title>Ideas About Science</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain&#8217;s contention that the &#8216;most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Q: What is one horsepower? 
A: One horsepower is the amount of [...]


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