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		<title>Clocks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. 
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, &#8221;We have a clock for each person on earth [...]


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		<title>atemplelookinga</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Jewish temple is looking for a way to get the congregation to go to temple on Saturdays. When one of the presidents of the congregation was at a comedy show, he saw a hypnotist. He thought, if he can hypnotize these people, he could probably hypnotize the congregation into coming to temple on Saturdays. [...]


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		<title>FindingLord</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, [...]


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		<title>RealofNon-Technical</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, &#8220;Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?&#8221;
I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not understand why their computer would not turn on. 
&#8220;Do you know [...]


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		<title>Bloopers in the church</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
11. &#8220;Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on &#8216;It&#8217;s a Terrible Experience&#8217;.&#8221;
12. &#8220;Due to the Rector&#8217;s illness, Wednesday&#8217;s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.&#8221;
13. &#8220;Weight Watchers will meet at [...]


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