CAT | Puns Jokes
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the
cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the “lesser of two
weevils.”
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. “But why?, they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’ while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named ‘Juan’.
Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds…
“But they are twins and if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.”
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