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		<title>The Chicken&#8217;s</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?
&#8221; Look what Marma-Lade!! &#8221;


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		<title>Why isn\&#8217;t gambling allowed in Africa?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Q: Why isn&#8217;t gambling allowed in Africa?
A: Because of all the cheetahs.


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		<title>Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
Yes sir, it&#8217;s fresh ground.


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		<title>Lesser Of Two Evils</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the
cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the &#8220;lesser of two
weevils.&#8221;


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		<title>Chess Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. &#8220;But why?, they asked, as they moved off.
&#8220;Because,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t stand chess nuts boasting in an [...]


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