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		<title>Dubya Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If we don&#8217;t succeed, we run the risk of failure.&#8221;
&#8230;George W. Bush
&#8220;Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.&#8221;
&#8230;Governor George W. Bush
&#8220;Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.&#8221;
&#8230;Governor George W. Bush
&#8220;Mars is essentially in the same orbit&#8230;Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have [...]


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		<title>Asking the Wizard of Oz</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were brought to see him.
First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, &#8220;Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart&#8221;. So the Wizard said, &#8220;So be [...]


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		<title>Clinton&#8217;s wish for world peace</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clinton is on the beach at Martha&#8217;s Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out.
Genie: Hi Bill. I&#8217;m a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish&#8211;it had better be easy if you want me to do it.
Clinton: I [...]


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		<title>Decoding the speeches of Bill Clinton</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some key definitions to help decode Clinton&#8217;s speeches. More will be added as the President&#8217;s meaning becomes clear. Remember, do not attach meaning to words, it&#8217;s symbolism that is important.
All &#8211; Clinton&#8217;s constituency. as: We ALL must make sacrifices to restore America&#8217;s economic health.
Ask &#8211; Clintoneze for legislate. i.e. asking: legislating.
Campaign promise &#8211; actually, this [...]


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		<title>Osama-chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? 
He didn&#8217;t. They don&#8217;t have roads. 


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