CAT | Polish Jokes
On the menu at a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
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A traveling salesman has an audience with the Pope and, not quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke… “Have you heard the one about the two Polish priests, Holy Father?”
“But I am Polish, my son.”
There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly … “That’s OK, Holy Father, I’ll tell you it slowly.”
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A Polish man went to a carpenter and asked, “Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?”
“Hmm…” mused the carpenter. “It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?”
“Well, you see,” said the Pole, “my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose.”
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