A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.” If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”

The clerk says, “Well, no.”

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well,all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”

The clerk replies, “Because this is Home Depot.”

sahilPolish Jokes1 Sep, 2007No Comments

A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?” He coolly replied, “Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet You.”

sahilPolish Jokes26 Aug, 2007No Comments

Question: Did you hear about the Pole who thought his wife was trying to kill him?

Answer: On her dressing table he found a bottle of “Polish Remover”.

sahilPolish Jokes23 Jul, 2007No Comments

On the menu at a Polish hotel:

Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.

sahilPolish Jokes22 Jul, 2007No Comments

A traveling salesman has an audience with the Pope and, not quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke… “Have you heard the one about the two Polish priests, Holy Father?”

“But I am Polish, my son.”

There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly … “That’s OK, Holy Father, I’ll tell you it slowly.”

sahilPolish Jokes21 Jul, 2007No Comments

A Polish man went to a carpenter and asked, “Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?”

“Hmm…” mused the carpenter. “It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?”

“Well, you see,” said the Pole, “my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose.”

sahilPolish Jokes18 Jul, 2007No Comments

A Polish man saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, “Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?”

The priest laughed, “Because, my son, I am a Father!” The Pole scratched his head. “But I am a father too, and I don’t wear my shirt backwards!”

Again the priest laughed. “But I am a Father of thousands!” To which the Pole replied, “Well then you should wear your shorts backwards!”

sahilPolish Jokes15 Jul, 2007No Comments

Why did the Polish people freeze to death at the drive-in?

Ans. They went to see “closed for the season”

adminPolish Jokes11 Oct, 2005No Comments

how do you know whin the polish girl is not wearing panties

dandruff on her shoes

adminPolish Jokes11 Oct, 2005No Comments

Q: Why does the new Polish navy use glass botom boats?

A: To see the old Polish navy.

adminPolish Jokes11 Oct, 2005No Comments