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		<title>Green, Pink and Yellow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 06:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, &#8220;Sorry, you know the law, you&#8217;ve got to go back across the border right now.&#8221; The Mexican man pleads with him, &#8220;No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!&#8221; The [...]


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		<title>Dyslexic Cop Arrested</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic cop from Utah that got arrested? A: He was handing out IUD&#8217;s. Related posts:Energizer Bunny arrested! A policeman arrested a judge&#8230; Just been Arrested


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		<title>Crazy Priorities</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. &#8211;Bobcat Goldthwait Related posts:Stealing the camera The Pope wakes up&#8230;.. vedio shop


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		<title>Bad Place to Pee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunken man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically. &#8220;What the hell do you think you&#8217;re doing? There&#8217;s a public toilet 20 meters from here!&#8221; The man, amazed, yells back. &#8220;What do you think I have, a hose?&#8221; Related [...]


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		<title>Dressing Up to Go Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily [...]


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