A pirate walks into a bar and the bar tender says to him ” excuse me pirate, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?” the pirate replies in a filthy swagger,, arggg its drivin me nuts.
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What’s a pirates favorite dipping sauce?? TARRRRRTARRRRRRRR!!
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What do pimps and pirates have in common?
They both have gold teeth, walk like they’re fuckin crippled, and smack women and call them hoes.
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What do pirates use to drill holes in the ice?
An AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHer
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A college student is doing a research paper on pirates. He goes to the docks one day and finds a drunkard swarthy pirate laying at the edge of a pier. After a brief explaination he asks ” How did you lose your leg?”
The pirate responds “Yarrrr I was swimming in that thar sea and shark beet off my leg it did.”
“Wow….well what happened to your hand? You have a hook on it.”the student asks.
The old man replies ” I was burring my treasarr and a croc beet off me hand ..left me with this hook it did.”
“That’s horrible!” says the student, “So what happened to your eye?”
Pirate replies with ” A bird crapped in it.”
Puzzled the student asks ” You lost your eye because of bird crap!?”
The old pirate replies “Nar nar…twas me first day with me hook.”
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how much does a parite pay to get his ears pierced?
AAARRRGGG! A BUCK AN EAR!
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Where did the pirate go for lunch?
ARRRBy’s
What letter did the pirate choose on wheel of fortune?
An ARRR…
How much did the pirate pay for corn on the cob?
A buck an ear.
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A captain walks into a bar , and he has a speach impediment. Well the bartender notices him and also sees that he has no crew with him. So the bartender asks “Where is your buckaneers”? And the Captain angrily shouts “RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF ME BUCKIN HEAD YOU BUCKIN ASSHOLE”!!!!
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