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		<title>Oneliners 8</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time flies when you&#8217;re in a coma.
Crying: strengthens immune system by cleansing impurities
In ENGLISH, Data?! &#8211;Captain Beverly Picard
&#8220;Soon we&#8217;ll be sliding down the razor blade of life&#8230;&#8221; o/` o/`
A book (returned) in time saves time.
I don&#8217;t see you guys rating the kind of &#8220;mate&#8221; I&#8217;m contemplating&#8230;
Better attitudes through chemistry.
Marriage is a trip between Niagra Falls [...]


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		<title>Oneliners 8</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time flies when you&#8217;re in a coma.
Crying: strengthens immune system by cleansing impurities
In ENGLISH, Data?! &#8211;Captain Beverly Picard
&#8220;Soon we&#8217;ll be sliding down the razor blade of life&#8230;&#8221; o/` o/`
A book (returned) in time saves time.
I don&#8217;t see you guys rating the kind of &#8220;mate&#8221; I&#8217;m contemplating&#8230;
Better attitudes through chemistry.
Marriage is a trip between Niagra Falls [...]


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		<title>ONE LINERS. INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Automatic&#8221; simply means that you cannot repair it yourself.
90% of everything is crud.
A Project Manager is like the madam in a brothel. His job is to see
that everything comes off right.
A Smith &#038; Wesson always beats four aces.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex.
A [...]


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		<title>idiots favorite drink</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whats an idiot’s favorite drink? 
A: soDUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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		<title>homeless</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do Homeless people really get &#8220;Knock Knock&#8221; jokes??


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